“I love my wife.”
“Him. I’m sorry. You were going to ask me to choose, right? Do you wanna finish?”
now you’re gonna fuckin suck it up and marry that girl or i’ll punch you in the double standard so hard that they’ll write a goddamned song about it
true self control is waiting until the movie starts to eat your popcorn
why would the movie eat my popcorn
nevermind i get it
These are my two favorite gifs of Marius especially when they are put next to each other.
I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING.
Right-Marius just grabbed Left-Marius’s butt.
It got better.
You didn’t think too deeply about this did you? Of course not. If you were prone to thinking deeply about things… you probably wouldn’t be a Feminist, now would you?
I’m screaming “THAT’S THE POINT THAT’S LITERALLY THE POINT YOU JUST MADE THE EXACT POINT” at my computer screen right now.
Lewis’s law in action!
~~~ h o w m a j e s t i c ~~~
i wonder if there’s an actual heaven and if there’s an actual angel called Castiel up there who’s just like “FOR FUCKS SAKE CAN THESE TEENAGERS STOP CALLING ME”
in grade 8 i did a power point presentation on “whooping cough” and my opening slide was a photo of whoopi goldberg coughing and i was the only person who laughed at it and i couldnt start the presentation for like five minutes because i was laughing too hard at my own joke
Sometimes you have a really hard work week and you just need to do something to make yourself happy.
Can I ask you something?
How…The hell…do you get your eyeliner so perfect????
Seriously?? It’s beautiful!
FUCKIN HELL THAT IS SKILL
holy shit fucking master pls tEACh ME
Holy cow talk about having a steady hand, that’s like a perfect wing.
Omg tutorial please?!
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